3.22.2007

Shocking Rumor

Whoah. Opened my paper this morning, went right to sports section first as usual. Front page (beneath the college basketball), Al Wilson - middle linebacker extraordinaire could be headed to the New York Football Giants.

First of all, Wilson has been my favorite player on the Broncos since about 2001 or so, have a jersey. But where does Antonio Pierce go though? Pierce is great in his own right. I am kinda hoping it DOESN'T happen, because Al is the leader of that defense.

The Giants have a good number of DE's. Justin Tuck and Kiawanuka are probably the tradeable ones, I think that Osi and Mike are staying no matter what to bookend that D line.

15 comments:

Unruly Jets Fan said...

Thank you for the comments. I have been obsessed with blogging this past month and all the things you can do to ad bling. Me and Benny are going to do You Tube video posts soon with our jets jerseys on.

Figgythemick said...

I think that is a terrific idea. Just don't let Georgi get jealous.

Feed the monkey. The better you get at this site, the more likely that the rest of us will cash in on your hard work and dedication. So helping you out in Finfrock's class is really going to pay off!

Dude, I'm fiending for details. What course are we playing at and what time. Let's hope for good weather because a game of 21 would be fun too, but then again you guys all have families and other things to do.

Unruly Jets Fan said...

Dude I have told you 50 times!!! We are playing. You cannot get a tee time until two days before we play. We are playing at Flanders. You girls can come to my house and then we can leave from there.

I will try to get an early tee time, like 830 or so.

You are a nut. I am really looking forward to playing. But you guys aren't 18 anymore. You both will be dead after we play and will not want to play hoops.

As for Al Wilson, I thought he wasthe face of the Bronco's.

At any rate, feel free to buy some products off this site.

Fakehead said...

This is the fucking glitziest blog I have ever seen. It is the Las Vegas of blogs. I could buy a dead whore's head on this website, for cheap! You are hawking everything on here!

This site will be the sole reason for the economy's upswing, I can feel it!

Unruly Jets Fan said...

Would you like a black dead whore's head or a white one? Chinese dead whore's heads are becoming the rage from my European customers, perhaps you would like to try that.

Dude, I know it might look a litte commercial but guess what, I am learning all this stuff. I am like addicted to it.

give me some feedback. Do you guys like the picture of all of us? Do you have any ideas of what should be on here too?

Figgythemick said...

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Are we playing 9 or 18?

I like the site, mucho. I like the other title better. My order got messed up, I got a Pakistani soccer coach's head instead of the Bali whore that I ordered. FedEx won't refund my shipping. Buyers beware: the whore head inventory is NOT as advertised.

Fakewhorehead said...

This site needs a bigger variety of whore heads for sale.

I liked Jets, blog, etc. for a name better too. I don't like the stick figures right as you open the site either, they should be on the side, but that is where you advertised the whoreheads so I guess you should put them at the bottom. We don't matter as much as the postings and advertisers. Move all the blogs we blog to the bottom, fuck those snappy nappy dugouts.

Go Jets! What about Tusitipolo? He pretty doesn't matter because if all goes well he won't play a down next year. Fuck him and the spelling of his name. And he's not worth anything over 423K!

Unruly Jets Fan said...

shit, I have been so busy finding quality whore heads to sell, I didnt even realize we picked up Tulispololo.

He is better than Ramsey I think.

Unruly Jets Fan said...

hows that? I put the picture of us on the bottom.

I think you are right...content is what we are really selling, not a picture of us.

fakathon F. Fakester III said...

Looks better. Get rid of Ed altogether. No offense to him, but it's a waste of space. We don't need to kiss his ass that bad. He has a good blog, we plug his site, that's good enough.

Unruly Jets Fan said...

OK, but we have to wait till the end of the month. He is the Blogger of the month...even though he has only been there once.

As for you guys, you need to start getting more people involved. Tell your bro's in law, your sisters, your dad's, your freinds, your co-workers, etc.

Get people to come to visit this blog. Tell them if they make a comment they get a FREE t-shirt and a discounted whore's head.

Mookie McFly said...

I won't lie to people...

If you make a cent doing this than I will be surprised. I know it hurts but most of the ad pay doesn't pay. Look at the fine print (ad sense only pays you when you get over $1,000 in a calendar year)...they not only need the horses to be lead to their water but they also need them to drink. Do we have the content that will drive a horse to drink. Probably not unless you want to start blogging about Lost or Heroes, possibly showing nude pics of Evangeline Lily that our resident papparazi got, or maybe we need to do gay porn. Other than that, and remember I love the Jets too, I doubt know if our content will bring the horses here, send them somewhere else, and convince them to spend their hard earned oats on Fatheads of Chad Pennington.

Mookie McFly said...

In closing, blogging which is a form of that lost art should be a nobler crusade in my humble opinion. You take from it what you get obviously but the big bucks are on Wall Street not on the net...that ship has sailed. Any gravy earned will be more of a spiritual gravy in my estimation and gravy is for potatos.

So when you write a good post, feed it and advertise it. But not so you can make an easy buck but so you can enlighten the masses. Besides money is made in brick and mortar. Trump didn't get rich quipping about Bellicheck's big head. Although it might make a Wednesday more fun...just don't be disappointed if you have to create a print paper first...remember which came first SI or SI.com? They have pop ups a blazing and about a billion readers. They might make some cents off it but it is mainly still just a glorified advertisement for the magazine itself. Advertising for Stub Hub won't make you any money...advertising for yourself might but once again, remember this:

Disco Stu doesn't advertise...

Mookie McFly said...

The lost art is writing...

Unruly Jets Fan said...

Mookie, Mookie, Mookie, Mookie (a la Tom Cruise in his interview with Matt Lauer)...we all know what you saying. And it is very noble. But there comes a time when an artist needs to eat. And you know what, that time has come. And my ads are not about making money, they are about servicing a customer.

When a reader comes to our blog, they come for the content. Content will always sell. So while a reader is reading one of our blogs then our blog inspires him to buy a Jets jersey, or Jets tickets, then he need not go any further.

And wait until you see the content that is about to come out on this blog. You guys will be impressed. By tomorrow you will see an awesome post that is very informative and good for business.