12.30.2007

Jets screw us by winning today!

This is a picture of Fakehead and myself before we could afford jersey's.

I am predicting that Mangini will put a cherry on top of a miserable season by winning today's game vs. Kansas City and ensuring that we will not have the number 2 draft pick next year.
What will happen is he will start Chad Pennington who will look like Vince Young as he puts on an audition for Herm Edwards and says fuck you to the Jets as he does whatever he has to do to win this one.
I will actually be at the game today with Little Unruly. We are taking one of his buddies and his dad. Oh, the only reason I am going is that we are 20 seats up from the field. But we get one hint of rain or snow and I am staying home.
But you know what, I will be cheering Chad. He did a great job for us. He brought us to the playoffs a few times. He had the spirit of 20 guys. He took a pay cut for us. He got injured like crazy. And our organization is telling him to beat it.
But I tip my hat to Sir Chad. And no matter where he goes, he will always be a Jet. And if I get in shouting distance from him today I will let him know that he will always be our QB.
With that said, my stomach is bothering me. I think I have the HIV. My throat is all weird too. Every night it gets all like horse.
At any rate, I will be wearing my Pennington jersey. L.U. (Little Unruly) will be wearing his Santana Moss jersey (we haven't upgraded yet). Actually, next time I get a Jets jersey it will be like a Nameth or a Gastinau or maybe even a Jeff Lageman jersey. Everytime you get a jersey, they guy switches teams and there goes $100 down the drain.
On that note I have a funny story. Last year I was on this big eBay kick. And to save money I was buying everybodies presents for Christmas on eBay. My nephew (on my wife's side) is a big Mets fan. So I found a Mets jersey with the tags still on it for like $5.00. I was so pyched. So I got it, wrapped it and was actually really excited for the little guy (who was 9 at the time).
When he opened it, there was the name Park (or Nomo) on the back. I am pretty sure it was Park for that Jap who was on the team a few years back. The kid was completely demoralized. I actually felt really bad. Lesson Learned: Always read the descriptions on eBay.
SCORE:
Jets 34
Chefs 33
Gooooooooooooooo Jets!

9 comments:

fakefinger said...

What is all this shit on our blog? Is it making us money?

Didn;t u read the description on ebay befrore u bought a Chan Ho Park jersey? Retard.

Did u go 2 the game? Im glad the Jets won, they ended the seasin on a giid nite,. I cant type letter "o". Anyway, Chad didnt even play. U didnt kniw Chad wasnt playing dude? Clemens blows. The future is nit bright with him at QB, I canlt type anymire, I cant di perids either,

fake said...

Buy Curtis Martin jerseys, they are still pretty cheap and easy to find, plus he is still the man and always will be, unless he goes into the HOF as a Patriot, that would blow.

Speaking of the Pats, the GMen gave them a run fior their money on Saturday, Unfortunateky fir the GMen, they could lose some players for the playoffs (but I agree that they shiuld have played in that game, u cant just rest everyone like the homo Colts - who totally fucked the Browns). But it was their shitty defense and Eli who cost them the game - a fumble and a pick, just when it matters!

I hope they beat the Bucs, inky for Figs sake tho

Unruly Jets Fan said...

dude you are funnier when you cant type "o"'s.

I went to the game. We left at the half...along with the rest of the stadium. The funniest part is when we were leaving and all the fans were shouting "Asshole" at some KC fan.

When we got past those guys, Little Unruly says to me, "Daddy, why were all those guys saying 'Pretzels'?" It was priceless.

So the whole way back to the car we were chanting, 'Pretzels'. It was funny.

Figgs said...

Unruler, that is too funny. "preht-zuls, preht-zuhls!"

Jet fans are the East Coast's version of Raider fans. Next thing you know some guy dressed as Darth Vader will be at Gate D trying to use the forse to tear women's tops off.

Eli played great against the Patriots. The INT was a three-inch overthrow. The fumble happened when the backup center came in, fucker wasn't up on his cadence. Eli played magnificently, I thought. Giants can beat anyone if they play like that. Can't wait for TB, which is different than other years where I just know we get bumped out in the first round. This year we are making it to the second round! And I'd rather play in Dallas than Green Bay, weather.

The Pats are the best team of all-time and the Giants gave them all they could handle. I bet they don't want to see that team again. The Gmen actually m,atched up pretty well with the Pats. The pass rush prevents the QB from having all day and letting Moss get going.

F Jeff Garcia, TO was right to call hima homo. He's tremendously ugly as well.

Hows the bionic finger, Faker?

fake said...

Unruly that story is fucking hilarious, especially the chanting part.

Finger still blows, I am typing this at half speed. Unfortunatley, with all the work I have to do I dont have time for blogging. How is Iron Hills going?

I will root for the Giants to be nice Figs, but they are getting destroyed even if they are lucky enough to win this Sunday,

I dont see anyine stopiing the Pats but I hipe to God somebody does. FUck those cunts.

Faker, iut

fake said...

Unruly that story is fucking hilarious, especially the chanting part.

Finger still blows, I am typing this at half speed. Unfortunatley, with all the work I have to do I dont have time for blogging. How is Iron Hills going?

I will root for the Giants to be nice Figs, but they are getting destroyed even if they are lucky enough to win this Sunday,

I dont see anyine stopiing the Pats but I hipe to God somebody does. FUck those cunts.

Faker, iut

Authentic Giants Head said...

That comment was so good it was printed twice. Do me a favor there Faker, don't root for the Giants. We've had a decent season with you hating us so I don't want to change horses in mid-stream. I APPRECIATE your thoughts though! I think if the Giants had beaten the Pats that maybe, just maybe you would like them just a little bit.

Are you getting surgery on your finger?

What finger do you use now to ass bang the Unruly Dingleberry? By the way, we were on our way to a rout on Xmas Eve game. Our defense was awesome. You missed the Unruly Jets Fan try to sack me and I held him off with a stiff left arm for a couple of seconds while I completed a pass with my right arm.

My cuz Andrew must've thought I was Brandon Jacobs because he went right for my legs and gave me a damn good charlie horse for the next two days.

Jets getting Rob Ryan from the Raiders! That's huge! He's a very good Def coordinator and he favors the 3-4. Any thoughts on that?

Unruly fat machine said...

I willed the Jets to get Ryan. We will be on fire next year behind David Harris.

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