10.31.2006

My Favorite Martin!

Thank you Curtis Martin for all the memories. Thank Curtis Martin for being a Jet. Thank you Curtis Martin for always being a work horse all those years. Ok I am about to cry.

I also want to thank the Jets for strategically arranging all the other players around Curtis Martin that brought all of those Superbowl rings to our beloved Jets. Curtis, seriously thank you a million times for giving it your all. I am embarrassed that you had to end your career as a Jet and no rings.

OK, lets move on...

...because we have Leon Washington baby! And he is the only real thing to tune in on Sundays for.

And if in two years he doesn't work out...


...the Jets can draft two time Hiesman Winner (by the time that draft comes) Ray Rice from Rutgers.

9 comments:

Mookie McFly said...

First off Curtis isn't retiring. They made that perfectly clear. He just isn't playing this year.

Chillax!

Anonymous said...

why no love for rice? he is the tits (titties). too bad he plays for a crappy program though.

Arnie Shaw said...

Curtis Martin has a bone to bone knee. That means he has NO KNEE.

That is why he is not playing now. That is why he will be retiring. Trust me, he is done. I have inside info.

I loved Curtis from the first day he got here. But can we all stop being delusional.

Anonymous said...

Curtis Martin is not a true Jet and will be enshrined in the Hall of Fame as a Patriot.

Arnie Shaw said...

There better not be any Pats fans snooping around this blog!!!

The best runningback the Pats will ever have is Craig James. If Martin wanted to retire as a Patriot, he would have never left. Kraft turned him off so he left.

The fall of the Pats will be not retaining Adam Venitere (however you spell his name) and jerking around Deion Branch. The Pats are so brainwashed by Belechick's "system" that they forget that "people" are on the feild playing.

Mookie McFly said...

I think Curtis will come back despite the injury. If not why didn't he pull a Tiki and tell everyone he is retiring so he can pursue the vast amount of pursuers in the broadcast industry...I mean what the world truly needs right now is another talk show host.

Tiki's a joke...

Curtis is the man...

PS - he'll retire a Jet because New England is a sissy area...and Curtis ain't no sissy. You can have your John Kerry's (stay in school kids), your kennedy's (glug, glug, crash...), your Barney Frank's (if I knew how to make a perverted spanking noise here I would)...You can have those liberal losers.

We get to keep Curtis...

Arnie Shaw said...

Hey, we haven't won in a little while, there's no doubt about that!

But the tides are changing in NE. No more Vineterie, Romeo Crennel, Eric Mangini, Charlie Weiss, Deione Branch.

Belechick is in love with his stupid "system" and forgets about the people that helped him win. Soon as Tom Brady wants to make some real money he will be out of there (bc the Pats won't pay him) and so will all future SB hopes.

Arnie Shaw said...

fakehead you traitor!!!

Caymus' "numbers" are as currupt as Belechicks "system"!!!

I heard from an inside source that Belechick is part Fembot. You might remember Fembots from the Bionic Woman show. Somebody saw him take off his face and saw all the electronic parts.

That is why he doesn't see the logic of keeping his key players and coaches. He is so robotic that he cannot reason or understand feelings.

Arnie Shaw said...

Me too!